Things I Hope For.

Know how on really windy mornings, you know how your eyes are closed and your covers are still on you, but like you're awake still?  Like your body is working and is woken up?  When that was happening to me I was always wishing for something exciting, like tornadoes or robbers.

When my dog is barking,  I'm always hoping for something like that, so that I can be in the newspaper for stalling a burglar while my parents call the cops. I would just BOOM!  KAPPOW!

But when my dad goes downstairs and opens the door, there's a UPS truck taking off and a package on the porch.  My dad picks up the package, opens it, and instead of a burglar waiting at the door, it is MY MOM'S Dance Central game.  And?  Don't tell my mom this, but it looks sucky.  It sounds sucky.  I mean, Dance Central?

THE END :P

The End Of What I Want For Christmas

Where I left off, I wanted the talking house.  That would be so awesome.  I want, for Christmas, to have everything I ever wanted.  Another dog.  To create anything I wanted.  To have my hamster live forever, and have him not mind.  Because if you lived forever, then you'd be really cranky in your life.  You'd just get older and older.  But he's not going to get old.  He's just going to stay a hamster.

Anyway, I'd like a pet gorilla.  Don't you think that's funny?  Well, it's not.  Trapping a gorilla in the house?  I'm just going to let him poop in our yard and take down our trees.  AND MY MOM IS GOING TO BE OKAY WITH THAT.  MOM?  DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?!

FINALLY, THE END O_e

What Else I Want For Christmas.

So, where I started off.  I wanted A FIGGY PUDDING!!  Next things I wanted, I want a grenade launcher/pistol/flamethrower/shotgun/rifle.  Isn't that funny?  Yeah, I do really want it, and I'M GONNA GET IT!  Well, I better.  It doesn't matter if I don't get it.  As long as I at least get the rifle or the grenade launcher or the flame thrower.  Another thing I want.  Have you ever seen in movies, you know it's science fiction, but their house can talk?  I wish that could happen.  Like my drawer could give me my clothes.  The door will open itself.  Anything I forget, the house tells me and reminds me.

TO BE CONTINUED O_O

What I Want For Christmas.

I am hoping I get a membership on games I like to play.  That's number one.  Number two, I hope I get to own the world.  Just kidding.  Number three, I wish my dog could fly.  Number four, I WANT A FIGGY PUDDING!!! 

TO BE CONTINUED >.<

Notice Me, the Sleepyhead of the Family.

Bedhead pajama morningtime picture that my mom took.  INSANE MOM! 

Merry Christmas? I Don't Have Anything To Be Merry About.

First of all, when kids are little, their parents tell them about Santa.  But really?  Their parents ARE the Santa.  And when the kids grow up and find out, it really makes them mad, because, they already know about it and their parents lied to them.  And another thing: Their parents told them if anyone lies on their block, just tell them.  But then kids are wondering who they should go to because their parents lied.  Well, it's obvious.  Just don't trust your parents.  Why did you trust them in the first place?  I mean, seriously... god.

THE END :3

I took a picture of it.

I looked outside my window, saw it, and asked my mom to get a camera.

Merry Christmas

From Thomas: This is what my brother, George, did.  And I let him do it.

XBOX 360 snow nineteen ninety nine Thomas my Christmas hat now now how safe soft high-flying cloud cat car cap nineteen XBOX Merry Christmas lion snowman sport soft nine zero zero February  June March December November.

We will give a present to me.  

It will be a pink present. 

I want to be a red present.  

Wonderful.  

I am December. 

Be a snowman.

I want to be a snowman. 

A snowman.

Things I Did Today and About Children Growing Up.

Today is a good day in Tillamook.  I did some things.  I'm going to describe what I did today.  I played with my friends outside a bit.  I played on the laptop.  I took my dog outside.  I did some jobs.  I grew up a little bit.  I grow up every day.  Every now and then, I am growing just a tiny bit and soon, I'll be big.

Now I'm going to go on to a different subject.  If you say you're a grown up, I have to say you're a little bit wrong.  You're not a grown up . You're a child.  You're just an evolved form of a child.  You're a bigger child. You're a smarter child . You're a more confident child, as we might say.

THE END XD

Christmas/halloween/thanksgiving

 Have you come to sing Turkey Carols? This is becoming Christmas.  In the Halloween special for Charlie Brown, when Linus is sitting in the pumpkin patch and all the other kids come to tell him he's stupid, he asks, "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?"  I mean, really, is this turning into Christmas?  Next thing you know it's going to be Charlie Brown's Big Chranksgiving or Chralloween.

  THE END :D

Coraline, the book.

If you read my blog, as you can see, I posted about Coraline.  Now, I told you all about the movie.  Now you should get used to hearing me talk about the book.  The book is much better.  It even has a grabber in the beginning.  "Coraline discovered the door." That's what it says in the beginning and it grabs you.

Coraline is the main character, in case you didn't already know that.  The main thing about this is big round button eyes with four holes on them.  I'm going to list all the characters now:  Coraline, Coraline's mother, father, the other mother, the rats, Mr. Bobo,

Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.  There, the characters are done.  You've read what I think about the movie.  Some things are similar but some things are different.  Here are the differences.  Her father would cook chicken, but stuff it with prunes or something and that doesn't happen in the movie.  Her other mother cooks normal chicken, filled with nothing but the inside of a chicken. In the movie, there's someone named Wybie.

In the book, he's not included.  See what I mean about differences? 

Another difference is, Coraline never discovered the door in the beginning of the movie.  Another thing, in the movie, the first time at daylight, she opens the door and finds bricks.  At night, she finds the door clear open.  Now, for the book, in the beginning, of course she finds the bricks, but at night red bricks once again.  That's the last difference and that's all I'm saying.  Hope you read this blog entry.

THE END>:)

 

The First Thing You Want to Know Here is Me.

Me: This is me, as you can see, I am holding my camera in front of me, taking a picture of MEEE!  I have a severely bored expression.  I'm just playing around, being silly.  You know, at night, I dress up as a clown.  And then, I take off all my makeup and stuff and go to bed.  Then, in the morning, I tell my mom I had a dream that I was a clown.  I don't really know I'm dressing as a clown.  I just sleepwalk to the costume box and get out the clown costume.

Raspberries are a very good treat.  One time, I found these blue raspberry things, when we were camping.  I found them on a GIANT bush.  I don't know what they were, but they sure were yummy.
Getting to these raspberries, these are some raspberries me and my mom planted a long time ago.  I don't even remember when.  I think it was September something.  It was a Tuesday, I know that.  We need to harvest all the berries we can, because winter is coming up.

This is my dog, Janie.  She might look big, she's a mutt, but all the time she's wanting to be petted.  She also is very fast, or kind of fast.  And, she's always wanting new things and adventure.  She's good at tricks, like catching food in mid-air with her mouth.  She's very strong.  She can really tug.  One time I was walking her, and she tugged me all the way to the other curb.  I fell over, of course.  Didn't get any skins or cuts.  But one thing you need to know if you're ever walking her: always keep a good grip on the leash, and hold your hand in one place, or she might tug you down.            

THE END:)

Something That Was Never True

First of all, Pilgrims, never shook hands.  Pilgrims never had that attitude.


Now, about preschool, kindergarten and first grade.  You may usually see in schools, pictures like this.

 

 Now, a picture like this is just a phony picture that teachers get from history books.  But if you ask me, no offense, but I don't really like Pilgrims.  Pilgrims and The English massacred the Indians and called it YEAH THANKSGIVING DAY!  It was die, or die, because they ordered them to come out of their tents and be shot or clubbed to death.  And if they stayed inside, they would be burned alive.  Young babies, 14 year olds.  

No one lies to me.  If anyone tries to tell that fake nice story to me, BOOM!  POW! WHACK!

THE END:)

What I want to be when I grow up.

When I grow up, I want to be alone.  A lone wolf, as you might say.  A lone wolf is a wolf without a pack.  A wolf on its own.  A wolf that gets its own food.  A wolf that doesn't have any others to share with.  Because usually, in packs, wolves share.

I don't have a problem with sharing, I'm just going to have enough to do when I grow up.  I don't need any kids or children to feed.  Because even when they grow up to 13, they won't know what to do.  So, I won't be that lucky of a man.  So that's why I want to be alone when I grow up.

THE END

Something I Thought of While Watching These Movies.

I'm going to talk about How to Train Your Dragon.  Number one, the Vikings were never like that.  They never were that nice.  Number two, there weren't any dragons.  Number three, you should check the movie out because it's a really great movie.  I don't hate the movie, I just don't like the Vikings, except Hiccup.

For you, it might seem like Vikings are the big heroes, but in a different movie I watched (The Secret of Kells), they're the big assholes, because they're big black shadows, giant swords, flaming arrows shot into people.

Well, don't you think that's a little violent?  I mean, the Vikings shouldn't have been on an island in How to Train Your Dragon.  They should have been in a church, robbing it.

Lost and Old Things

Sometimes on mornings like the morning we had today, it makes me think of things that are lost and old that we never play with again.  Like, what you see now, and my other toys, like Bionicles.  I took the DS game to the park (yes my mom let me), and I was on the swing when I hear a small clinking noise.  I look everywhere, there was nothing there.  When I went home and looked in my pocket, nothing there.  Every day I go to the park, I look there, nothing there.  I sure do miss Spirit Tracks.

Scary Things About Kid Shows

At the ages of 18 and 13, people start to get over their fears of zombies and blood and stuff.  But when they grow up more, they become afraid of Elmo, Gordon, and Barney. 

Like when you stare at Elmo, at first he looks like a cute fuzzy little monster, but when you stare at him for too long, he starts to look like a terrifying burglar that has clawed hands.

Stare at him for too long, and try not to get creeped out.

 

How I describe Barney as scary is how he is purple and green and his feet and his head shape and how he talks.  And his teeth are completely flat.  They should be sharp.

Twice the thrills! Twice the chills!

From  my friend's blog:
"the concept is pretty basic - you have one theater for one halloween night. what double feature do you program and why? two films and your motivations for selecting them, otherwise no limits. i leave it to your unfettered imaginations."

I picked Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, and Coraline.

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is about a girl who can speak to animals and bugs. She feels almost like she's an animal herself. Her world is a big valley with windmills. The world is going to be filled with toxic air and humans can't live on it.

I would play it at a theater on Halloween because it has a lot of shadows and when it shows the mob of Ohmus there's this really creepy music. When I saw those things for the first time, I wanted my mommy.

Coraline is a movie about a girl who stops her world from being completely changed. It's very scary. It's teaching that parents have very good reasons to not get you a million things.

There was the doll, which she called, "Little Me". I thought it was pretty scary. It reminds me of the time I saw the cover of Chucky.

It's a very Halloween movie, because the music is a lot like The Nightmare Before Christmas, which is a Halloween movie.

Plate garden

I think it's beautiful if you look at it from all angles.

Master Assasin

This is Master Assassin, best assassin in the whole world.  He is my character in games we play, I made him up.  As you see in the second drawing, this is him when he's really mad.  He remembers times when his family was taken away.  And when he's not angry, he'll look like the first drawing.  The knives are a special gift from his father.  He got taken away by an army and they were prisoners and they starved to death, except for my brother.  He's still alive.  We work together as a team.  We both have the same abilities.  Me and him can cut through walls, steel, and metal with our knives.  My goal is to take revenge on the army and kill the master. 

The first drawing is my Halloween costume, in real life.  It's going to be mostly purple and black.  I'll have two knives and one sword. 

A boy and his dog

This is Laszlo, the dog I'm holding.  He's very calm most of the time.  He's pretty perfect.  He loves to walk over to people and jump on their legs.  Obviously, he wants that person's company.  We got him from the Tillamook Animal Shelter.  He got to know everybody.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

I think the movie is BORING.  Really boring.  More boring and more boring.  Why it's boring is because all it is is blah blah blah and hurrah hurrah hurrah.  Congrats, you built a submarine that's totally going to get destroyed.

Exciting parts of the movie are when Mega Shark jumped 2,800 feet from the water and caught a plane, and brought it back down.  Another one is when Giant Octopus took down a helicopter with a swing of a tentacle. 

I recommend you see this movie if you like boring movies.

Looking for a field of buffaloes, because I love them, if they don't try to kill me.

  Hey, Bob.  Where'd you get the cool bobcat?

Buffaloes: They're awesome

Buffaloes, respect them, please, unless they try to kill you.  Run for your life.

It's pretty.  I hope you think it is too.

Anvils are really interesting.  I'm doing an experiment next week.  Anvil cannon:  What I'm going to do is take a cannon ball, shape it into an anvil, with dad's help.  I'm going to build a cannon that's specially designed for that, and blast them out.  So, there you have it.  I hope you really like my blog and have a nice day.

Glass pictures

I love them. I hope you do too.

I looked out my window, and saw what I said.

Out in the distance,
You can see the path.
And the trees.
And the clouds.
I am not afraid of life.

Awesome Ocarina

It reaches a high pitch and makes beautiful music. It's made out of good material and it can come in very beautiful shades of colors.  And it's also small, so you can put it in your pocket.  The ones with four holes are easiest to play.

Robin Hood - Sisterhood - Robin

Ha! Your defenses of plastic are no use!

Why can't I eat this thing?

I just love the world, and my life.