Creature from the Black Lagoon

Creature from the Black Lagoon was a pretty good movie, but the DUN DUNNNNN DUN DUNN DUDUNNN! all the time got annoying.  There are these scientists that find stuff for a museum, like skeleton fossils.  They find one and it's the hand of one of the creatures, the Creature from The Black Lagoon.  They went extinct, but there's one left.  So, they deal with him.

The creature didn't really have an expression, because he's an animal.  He's like a thing.  He still has a life, but he's something we don't know about and we don't know what his expressions mean.  He gets shown in the movie.  He's pretty cool. He's my favorite character, probably.  He dies in the end, of course.

He went into his house a lot.  He has this little cave, and he goes there after they shoot him, to heal. He pulls out the spears that they shoot at him. They shoot him with a spear gun, but it took a few shots because he had tough skin plates. So they kill him in the end.  I'm thinking they should go after the dead body and bring it back to the museum.

For some reason he never killed this girl in the movie.  She was practically everyone's alarm that the thing was there.  She always screamed when she saw it.

I bet the real Creature from the Black Lagoon, in real life, will come to our house soon and thank us for watching his movie.  I would demand my parents to put a giant pool in the back yard.  I want a home for him, because he's awesome. 

THE END AND I MEAN THE END OF THE END :3

Time Bandits

I liked the movie because it was just wild.  Like first, a knight busted through this kid's wardrobe. Then he figured out it was just a dream.  And then, the Time Bandits busted through his wardrobe.

 That's where the title comes in.    When the Time Bandits busted in, it wasn't a dream.  They're bandits because they stole a map.  It's like a special kind of map.  They stole it because they wanted to be rich.  So they go to all kinds of different places.


Napoleon was rich, as everyone knows, so they want to steal from him.
I especially liked the Napoleon part.  Napoleon's cool.  His laugh and his accent and I actually think it's funny that he's small.   And he likes to watch puppets because they're smaller than him.  But the puppet guy dies so he gets mad. 

So the entertainer tries to come up with all these other things but Napoleon doesn't like them because they're taller than him.

But then the Time Bandits come!  They're like midgets.  They came through the little curtains and they entertained him because they're smaller than him.

Evil is a character in the movie.  Of course, he's the villain.

He's Evil.  He dies in the end.  And, of course, the "good guys" -_-  almost get defeated, but then they win and Evil dies.  It just happens in the end of every movie.


Terry Gilliam, the director of the movie, is trying to teach you something.  Like things aren't always what they are.  There might be 3,000 dollars sitting there and who knows, it might be a hologram.   This was made way back then, so it looks kind of scratchy.  But hey, people do their best. 

THE END :U

About The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

I thought it was a scary movie, but I still liked it.  I know it's just a movie, but movies can be scary sometimes.  I think it was a nice movie.  The movie is about a murderer, and a reporter, and there's a newsguy and he gives Luther a hard time.

Luther, by the way, is the reporter.  He reports murderers and stuff like that.    Luther is so hilarious.  He says he has iron hands and he slaps people with them.  He slaps only Simmons with them and it doesn't work, so he completely throws himself against him.

The house of the Simmons was pretty scary.  It was this haunted mansion.  Luther saw a painting, went somewhere else for a while and came back to the painting; garden shears stuck in the painting with blood running down.  I thought it was pretty scary.   It's funny because the piano moved without even fingers there.  Luther was pretty scared and he ran out of the mansion, of course.  And then the piano was playing again when he was outside of the mansion (a different scene) and he willingly ran back into the mansion.  Don't you think that's funny?  He's scared at first, and then he wants to go back in and check it out.


Again, I think I would run for my fucking life if a piano was playing with nobody at it.  If there was blood on my piano, I would check everybody's pockets for knives.

Joan Staley, a cool actress, is a girl in the movie that Luther gets.  She has a nice car.

THE END $.$

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

It's raining cheeseburgers!  CHEESEBURGERS! CHEESEBURGERS!

  But with meat, the cheeseburgers are less and less good.  That's my opinion of meat.

I'm doing this thing with my friend, Cole.  He's awesome.  You may not think he is, which is fine.  I think he's an awesome person because he does all this cool stuff with me, and he has a blog, vitagraph, american.  Queue de Grace is where someone chooses a list of movies and that's all you're going to watch, all week.  You don't have to watch them.  You can tell the person who picked them that you don't want to watch them, if they're too grown-up for you; or too kiddish, if you're grown up.  But,  if you have a blog or a Facebook, you can post how good you thought they were.

Back to the movie and what it's about. The main character is Flint Lockwood.  He is a so-called scientist.  He makes inventions that are mad, like him!  He makes a food invention.  It creates food if you put water in the top.  So, he shoots it up into the air (not on purpose), and then it creates a giant meatball!  With flying pizza! And evil gummi bears!  In the beginning, he has spray on shoes and everyone thinks he's a nerd.  I'm sorry to give it away, but the spray on shoes save him in the end.

All that matters is that darn policeman's son.  All that matters is if he's alive.  Or is he?  dun dun DUN!  The policeman wants to be a good dad, because it's his son and it's his only son.  He asks Flint to do something on his birthday, especially for him. 

A Giant Jello Castle!  yah yah yah, blah blah blah romance KISS blah blah blah.

The mayor is going to get so fat that he's going to crush the town, sink all of the boats, all of that.

Well, in real life, if I had a giant doughnut crush me, that'd be kind of painful, but if it was raining ice cream, that'd be pretty cool.  I would go outside if it was raining ice cream.  And I'm pretty sure I'd run for my fucking life if I was being chased by a giant doughnut.  I mean, isn't that what humans do when something is going to crush them?

THE END OoO

HELLO TO THE WORLD!

Hello to the world, Facebook and Bloggers,
I want to say some very interesting things.

1. My brother is a big asshole today. He demands me to get off of his laptop when he has to do his ORVA (Oregon Virtual Academy).  It's in his style of talking to me.  He said it very rudely.  He said, "THOMAS GET OFF OF THE LAPTOP RIGHT NOW!  LIKE NOW!" Rude big asshole.
2. I'm going to start using rainbow colors.  Like this.  Don't you think it's pwetty? Rainy Rainbows, they rain on you if you're under them.  Rainbows are like one half of the world, but they're rainy.  Well, not exactly half, it's like half of a quarter, which would be an eighth of the world.

3. Our next door neighbors have a rabbit.  A new one, and they don't know how to take care of it.  I saw it hop around, just yesterday.

 I tried to catch it, because it's running around.  It ran under their porch, for some reason.  I set rabbit food there and went off to explore more of the outdoors.

That's all I'm going to say today folks, for my blog.  Bloggers, Goodnight! 

THE END :X

 

I'm Blue.

This is an awesome song.  The first time I remembered it is when I was watching Big Fat Liar the other day, a  movie on Netflix.  These kids trick a guy into diving in blue dye.  He's really rich, so he has a big pool.  And when he goes to take a shower, he puts orange dye in his hair, because his shampoo is orange.  They put glue on this earpiece he has, so it sticks to his ear, and they switch up the music player in his car so it plays that song.

I like the rhythm and all of that, and just the whole song itself.  Pretty nice song, if you ask me.  If you want to see if the other versions are better, just look it up on YouTube.  Just type in "I'm Blue".

New Year Resolutions

1. I REFUSE to kill girls on Roblox (an online role-playing game).  If girls come after me, I run for my freaking life.

2. My new job in the morning : to help my parents get firewood for our stove.  What I do is I put on my boots, I take the key, and the wood crate, I go out, open the door on our outbuilding and get block after block of wood to bring to our house.

3. I'm going to act better.