Things I Did Today and About Children Growing Up.

Today is a good day in Tillamook.  I did some things.  I'm going to describe what I did today.  I played with my friends outside a bit.  I played on the laptop.  I took my dog outside.  I did some jobs.  I grew up a little bit.  I grow up every day.  Every now and then, I am growing just a tiny bit and soon, I'll be big.

Now I'm going to go on to a different subject.  If you say you're a grown up, I have to say you're a little bit wrong.  You're not a grown up . You're a child.  You're just an evolved form of a child.  You're a bigger child. You're a smarter child . You're a more confident child, as we might say.

THE END XD

Christmas/halloween/thanksgiving

 Have you come to sing Turkey Carols? This is becoming Christmas.  In the Halloween special for Charlie Brown, when Linus is sitting in the pumpkin patch and all the other kids come to tell him he's stupid, he asks, "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?"  I mean, really, is this turning into Christmas?  Next thing you know it's going to be Charlie Brown's Big Chranksgiving or Chralloween.

  THE END :D

Coraline, the book.

If you read my blog, as you can see, I posted about Coraline.  Now, I told you all about the movie.  Now you should get used to hearing me talk about the book.  The book is much better.  It even has a grabber in the beginning.  "Coraline discovered the door." That's what it says in the beginning and it grabs you.

Coraline is the main character, in case you didn't already know that.  The main thing about this is big round button eyes with four holes on them.  I'm going to list all the characters now:  Coraline, Coraline's mother, father, the other mother, the rats, Mr. Bobo,

Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.  There, the characters are done.  You've read what I think about the movie.  Some things are similar but some things are different.  Here are the differences.  Her father would cook chicken, but stuff it with prunes or something and that doesn't happen in the movie.  Her other mother cooks normal chicken, filled with nothing but the inside of a chicken. In the movie, there's someone named Wybie.

In the book, he's not included.  See what I mean about differences? 

Another difference is, Coraline never discovered the door in the beginning of the movie.  Another thing, in the movie, the first time at daylight, she opens the door and finds bricks.  At night, she finds the door clear open.  Now, for the book, in the beginning, of course she finds the bricks, but at night red bricks once again.  That's the last difference and that's all I'm saying.  Hope you read this blog entry.

THE END>:)

 

The First Thing You Want to Know Here is Me.

Me: This is me, as you can see, I am holding my camera in front of me, taking a picture of MEEE!  I have a severely bored expression.  I'm just playing around, being silly.  You know, at night, I dress up as a clown.  And then, I take off all my makeup and stuff and go to bed.  Then, in the morning, I tell my mom I had a dream that I was a clown.  I don't really know I'm dressing as a clown.  I just sleepwalk to the costume box and get out the clown costume.

Raspberries are a very good treat.  One time, I found these blue raspberry things, when we were camping.  I found them on a GIANT bush.  I don't know what they were, but they sure were yummy.
Getting to these raspberries, these are some raspberries me and my mom planted a long time ago.  I don't even remember when.  I think it was September something.  It was a Tuesday, I know that.  We need to harvest all the berries we can, because winter is coming up.

This is my dog, Janie.  She might look big, she's a mutt, but all the time she's wanting to be petted.  She also is very fast, or kind of fast.  And, she's always wanting new things and adventure.  She's good at tricks, like catching food in mid-air with her mouth.  She's very strong.  She can really tug.  One time I was walking her, and she tugged me all the way to the other curb.  I fell over, of course.  Didn't get any skins or cuts.  But one thing you need to know if you're ever walking her: always keep a good grip on the leash, and hold your hand in one place, or she might tug you down.            

THE END:)

Something That Was Never True

First of all, Pilgrims, never shook hands.  Pilgrims never had that attitude.


Now, about preschool, kindergarten and first grade.  You may usually see in schools, pictures like this.

 

 Now, a picture like this is just a phony picture that teachers get from history books.  But if you ask me, no offense, but I don't really like Pilgrims.  Pilgrims and The English massacred the Indians and called it YEAH THANKSGIVING DAY!  It was die, or die, because they ordered them to come out of their tents and be shot or clubbed to death.  And if they stayed inside, they would be burned alive.  Young babies, 14 year olds.  

No one lies to me.  If anyone tries to tell that fake nice story to me, BOOM!  POW! WHACK!

THE END:)

What I want to be when I grow up.

When I grow up, I want to be alone.  A lone wolf, as you might say.  A lone wolf is a wolf without a pack.  A wolf on its own.  A wolf that gets its own food.  A wolf that doesn't have any others to share with.  Because usually, in packs, wolves share.

I don't have a problem with sharing, I'm just going to have enough to do when I grow up.  I don't need any kids or children to feed.  Because even when they grow up to 13, they won't know what to do.  So, I won't be that lucky of a man.  So that's why I want to be alone when I grow up.

THE END

Something I Thought of While Watching These Movies.

I'm going to talk about How to Train Your Dragon.  Number one, the Vikings were never like that.  They never were that nice.  Number two, there weren't any dragons.  Number three, you should check the movie out because it's a really great movie.  I don't hate the movie, I just don't like the Vikings, except Hiccup.

For you, it might seem like Vikings are the big heroes, but in a different movie I watched (The Secret of Kells), they're the big assholes, because they're big black shadows, giant swords, flaming arrows shot into people.

Well, don't you think that's a little violent?  I mean, the Vikings shouldn't have been on an island in How to Train Your Dragon.  They should have been in a church, robbing it.