Things I Hope For.

Know how on really windy mornings, you know how your eyes are closed and your covers are still on you, but like you're awake still?  Like your body is working and is woken up?  When that was happening to me I was always wishing for something exciting, like tornadoes or robbers.

When my dog is barking,  I'm always hoping for something like that, so that I can be in the newspaper for stalling a burglar while my parents call the cops. I would just BOOM!  KAPPOW!

But when my dad goes downstairs and opens the door, there's a UPS truck taking off and a package on the porch.  My dad picks up the package, opens it, and instead of a burglar waiting at the door, it is MY MOM'S Dance Central game.  And?  Don't tell my mom this, but it looks sucky.  It sounds sucky.  I mean, Dance Central?

THE END :P

The End Of What I Want For Christmas

Where I left off, I wanted the talking house.  That would be so awesome.  I want, for Christmas, to have everything I ever wanted.  Another dog.  To create anything I wanted.  To have my hamster live forever, and have him not mind.  Because if you lived forever, then you'd be really cranky in your life.  You'd just get older and older.  But he's not going to get old.  He's just going to stay a hamster.

Anyway, I'd like a pet gorilla.  Don't you think that's funny?  Well, it's not.  Trapping a gorilla in the house?  I'm just going to let him poop in our yard and take down our trees.  AND MY MOM IS GOING TO BE OKAY WITH THAT.  MOM?  DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?!

FINALLY, THE END O_e

What Else I Want For Christmas.

So, where I started off.  I wanted A FIGGY PUDDING!!  Next things I wanted, I want a grenade launcher/pistol/flamethrower/shotgun/rifle.  Isn't that funny?  Yeah, I do really want it, and I'M GONNA GET IT!  Well, I better.  It doesn't matter if I don't get it.  As long as I at least get the rifle or the grenade launcher or the flame thrower.  Another thing I want.  Have you ever seen in movies, you know it's science fiction, but their house can talk?  I wish that could happen.  Like my drawer could give me my clothes.  The door will open itself.  Anything I forget, the house tells me and reminds me.

TO BE CONTINUED O_O

What I Want For Christmas.

I am hoping I get a membership on games I like to play.  That's number one.  Number two, I hope I get to own the world.  Just kidding.  Number three, I wish my dog could fly.  Number four, I WANT A FIGGY PUDDING!!! 

TO BE CONTINUED >.<

Notice Me, the Sleepyhead of the Family.

Bedhead pajama morningtime picture that my mom took.  INSANE MOM! 

Merry Christmas? I Don't Have Anything To Be Merry About.

First of all, when kids are little, their parents tell them about Santa.  But really?  Their parents ARE the Santa.  And when the kids grow up and find out, it really makes them mad, because, they already know about it and their parents lied to them.  And another thing: Their parents told them if anyone lies on their block, just tell them.  But then kids are wondering who they should go to because their parents lied.  Well, it's obvious.  Just don't trust your parents.  Why did you trust them in the first place?  I mean, seriously... god.

THE END :3

I took a picture of it.

I looked outside my window, saw it, and asked my mom to get a camera.

Merry Christmas

From Thomas: This is what my brother, George, did.  And I let him do it.

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We will give a present to me.  

It will be a pink present. 

I want to be a red present.  

Wonderful.  

I am December. 

Be a snowman.

I want to be a snowman. 

A snowman.