My Big Kayaking Trip

Yesterday was probably one of the best days of my life, because I experienced something that I've never experienced before: a little something called "kayaking."

My dad said there was going to be a guy called Marc, but the guy we met said Marc had the day off, so it was a guy called Josh. We ate snacks, he gave us apple cider, and we talked about stuff. He told me a joke I've never heard before. Here it is: Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine (seven ate nine.)

We talked about other things like famous mathematicians and people like that. And I started a different subject, "How do you think Attila the Hun was executed when he got to Europe?" That conversation didn't last too long, but he seemed to be fine with the subject.

There were a lot of other interesting things. I want to tell you about all four of them.

1. An Elk: I don't know if my dad or Josh saw it, but I did.

2. We found two beaver lodges. You're not going to believe this, but one of them was forty years old! I mean, not even human-built houses can stand that long! We also found two baby beavers. One came right up to us.

3. We also found ducks and lilypads. It's like they're alive. I tried to touch one and it went under water. It's like a sea anemone, only it's a lake anemone.

4. We found a cormorant. I cleverly brought my binoculars, they're very high-tech.

Before I end this, I'm going to say one more thing. I wish I had brought Laszlo with me.

THE END :)